Aggregate Death
Well, that’s awkward
A reader submitted this photo on my CFD Facebook page. The photo was taken by his buddy.
Dead Meet: A Place for Death Industry Singles
One of the occupational hazards of working in the death industry is that it tends to create an existential separation of sorts between you, your loved ones and your friends. We simply aren’t free to tell our stories to our spouses, BFFs, and family because those stories are just too “out there.” Working in this industry makes dating difficult, it makes friendships difficult and it can make marriages difficult.
So, I think this site is a great idea for singles in death care. Here’s the description from the website:
Dead Meet is a dating and networking site to enable people in the death industry to meet like-minded individuals.
Whether you have a background in pathology, organise funerals for a living or are a medical historian looking for a research collaboration then feel free to join Dead Meet.
Taxidermists, SOCOs, Crematorium Techs, anatomists and APTs should all feel at home here.
If you’ve been dying to meet someone who shares you’re interests, you’ve come to the right place!
If you’re interested in joining Dead Meet, click HERE.
Two Stupid Death Jokes
1.
Furious, the business owner calls the florist to inform them of the mistake. The florist says “Sir, I’m deeply sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry…imagine this; right now there is a funeral taking place today and they have flowers with a note that reads “Congratulations on your new location!”
2.
A Brutally Honest Obituary
On Sept. 10, the Reno Gazette-Journal published the obituary of Marianne Theresa Johnson-Reddick. It wasn’t your normal obituary …
Marianne Theresa Johnson-Reddick born Jan 4, 1935 and died alone on Sept. 30, 2013. She is survived by her 6 of 8 children whom she spent her lifetime torturing in every way possible. While she neglected and abused her small children, she refused to allow anyone else to care or show compassion towards them. When they became adults she stalked and tortured anyone they dared to love. Everyone she met, adult or child was tortured by her cruelty and exposure to violence, criminal activity, vulgarity, and hatred of the gentle or kind human spirit.
On behalf of her children whom she so abrasively exposed to her evil and violent life, we celebrate her passing from this earth and hope she lives in the after-life reliving each gesture of violence, cruelty, and shame that she delivered on her children. Her surviving children will now live the rest of their lives with the peace of knowing their nightmare finally has some form of closure.
Most of us have found peace in helping those who have been exposed to child abuse and hope this message of her final passing can revive our message that abusing children is unforgiveable, shameless, and should not be tolerated in a “humane society”. Our greatest wish now, is to stimulate a national movement that mandates a purposeful and dedicated war against child abuse in the United States of America.
