Aggregate Death
A Stupid Death Joke
10 years ago
by Caleb Wilde
in Aggregate Death
A very old woman realizes that she’s seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart.
Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart. He tells her that the heart is located two inches below the left nipple.
The old woman hangs up the phone, takes careful aim and shoots herself in the left knee.
“Head in a Jar” prank instructions for all you weirdo pranksters
10 years ago
by Caleb Wilde
in Aggregate Death
Here the “How to” from “
Hungry? Scare those fridge-bound famished food foragers with a head in a jar!
Using a photo editor, two pictures are blended together to create flat image of a head, which is then laminated and submerged in a jar. When the flattened image in inserted into the curved jar, along with the distortion from the water, gives the illusion of a decapitated head in a jar of preserving fluid.
Here’s what you need to make your own:
- Photo editing software
- Large jar
- food colouring
- printer + access to lamination service (local print/copy store)
Making your own head in a jar is easy, but requires some photo editing skills. I’ve included a tutorial on how I made mine, and took me about 30 minutes to compose. Personalizing this prank will make it more effective. But, if you’re not a pro with photo editing, you can download my flattened head image below.
Click HERE for the link to farther instructions:
