Aggregate Death
Stupid “Three Nuns Went to Heaven” Death Joke
Three nuns die and go to heaven, but all must answer one question to get in.
The first nun is asked, “Who was the first man on Earth?” She says, “Adam.” Lights flash and the pearly gates open.
The second nun is asked, “Who was the first woman on Earth?” She says, “Eve.” Lights flash and the gates open.
The third nun is asked, “What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?” Puzzled, the nun is says, “Hmmm, that’s a hard one.” Lights flash and the pearly gates open.
Top 20 Pop Songs Requested at Funerals in 2012
The Co-operative FuneralCare of England recently came out with a “Top 20 Pop Songs Requested at Funerals” list based on requests made at 30,000 services over the last 12 months.
Before I get to the Top 20 list, FuneralCare has this to say, which I think is really interesting:
Figures show that pop music has replaced traditional hymns at two-thirds of British funerals. In 2005, hymns accounted for 41 per cent of funeral music requests, but in the past 12 months the figure has fallen to 30 per cent.
The Top 20 pop songs requested at funerals in 2012 are:
1. Frank Sinatra – ‘My Way’
2. Sarah Brightman/Andrea Bocelli – ‘Time To Say Goodbye’
3. Bette Midler – ‘Wind Beneath My Wings’
4. Eva Cassidy – ‘Over The Rainbow’
5. Robbie Williams – ‘Angels’
6. Westlife – ‘You Raise Me Up’
7. Gerry & The Pacemakers – ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’
8. Vera Lynn – ‘We’ll Meet Again’
9. Celine Dion – ‘My Heart Will Go On’
10. Nat King Cole – ‘Unforgettable’
11. Tina Turner – ‘The Best’
12. Whitney Houston/Dolly Parton – ‘I Will Always Love You’
13. Monty Python – ‘Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life’ (Note: I don’t think this song would make America’s top 20, but maybe I’m wrong).
14. Luther Vandross – ‘Dance With My Father’
15. Louis Armstrong – ‘Wonderful World’
16. Daniel O’Donnell – ‘Danny Boy’
17. Eva Cassidy – ‘Fields Of Gold’
18. Righteous Brothers (and various) – ‘Unchained Melody’
19. Westlife – ‘Flying Without Wings’
20. Eva Cassidy – ‘Songbird’
WHAT SONG(S) DO YOU WANT AT YOUR FUNERAL SERVICE?
