Aggregate Death
Stupid Gold Digger Joke
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune after his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles’ bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary guy,” he said as he walked up to her, “but in just a week or two my father will die, and I’ll inherit twenty million dollars.”
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening. Three days later, she became his stepmother.
From the book, “Heidegger and a Hippo Walk Through Those Pearly Gates”.
Funeral Directors Get the Best Birthday Cakes
This from Dana:
My husband surprised me for my 30th Birthday with a pink hearse cake made by Buddy from Carlos Bakery and we appeared on the show “Cake Boss”. That is me hanging out of the driver’s window with a pocket book:-)
The Children of Funeral Directors are the Best (Part 2)
Yesterday I posted a photo from a five year old FDK (funeral director’s kid). You can see that post HERE.
Today, we have another picture from a FDK. This one was submitted by Alex’s mom Dana, who writes, “My husband and I are both funeral directors and our 6 year old son wrote this at school for an assignment.”
In light of Alex’s drawing, I’m considering changing my blog title to “Confessions of a Funeral Durcle”.
The Children of Funeral Directors are the Best
This awesome photo was submitted by Andrea, who writes, “I’m pretty sure my 5 yr old son’s teachers hasn’t seen this one before about what dad does for work!” Andrew, it looks like you have a really awesome dad!
