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12 of the Worst Things that Have Been Said at a Funeral
These stories were compiled by Reddit users. If you’re not familiar with Reddit, it’s kind of like Facebook except its users are generally anonymous and you can pretty much post anything you want. And you can comment on a thread even if you’re not friends with the original poster.
Also, if you’re sensitive to curse words and sexual innuendos, you may not want to read this post.
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How to Escape After Being Buried Alive in a Coffin
Plot twist: you’re buried alive in a sealer casket. There’s no way out. You’re dead. Again.
My Most Popular Tweet Ever …
As a mortician, I always tie the shoelaces together of the dead. Cause if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, it will be hilarious.
— Caleb Wilde (@CalebWilde) Novemdfber 16, 2013
This tweet itself is like a zombie … it just doesn’t die. I tweeted this a year ago and it’s still being shared. It fact, it started to go viral again just today.
When I first tweeted it, I actually had a guy from Colorado call the Parkesburg Police Station and report my suspicious activities. Rest assured folks, this was meant to be a joke.
All joking aside, this tweet will forever be shared by people who are friends with morticians. To all those morticians who have had this tweet posted on their facebook wall or tweeted at them like 50 times a day, I apologize.
