Aggregate Death

Church Sign War Between Catholics and Presbyterians on Whether Dogs Go to Heaven is Classic (Catholics Win)

It looks like the signs *MAY* have been photoshopped, but it’s still fun.
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When Your Obituary Advertises that Your Funeral Eulogy Will Be Rated “R”, You Probably Lived an Epic Life

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Unclaimed Cremation Urns, Oregon State Hospital, Oregon

Unclaimed cremated remains is a growing dilemma for funeral homes.  For various reason, families will choose not to pick up the remains of their loved one after cremation.  Despite our best efforts to contact the next-of-kin / informant, our funeral home probably houses about 50 such unclaimed cremated remains (larger funeral homes may have upwards of a couple hundred unclaimed remains).

Many states allow funeral homes to bury/scatter/dispose of unclaimed cremains after a couple years of holding, but — as you can imagine — it just doesn’t feel right to “get rid” of unwanted cremains.  So, like the picture below from the Oregon State Hospital, we just hold them in storage, awaiting a family member to claim them.

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A Real Life Funeral Crasher

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Many of you have probably seen the movie “Wedding Crashers”.  At the very end Will Ferrell’s character decides to quit crashing weddings, but takes it up a notch by crashing funerals.  I’ve always known that some people “just show up” to funerals for the food, or simply because they enjoy funerals (yes, these people exist).  But here’s a story that proves the myth of the funeral crasher is a real thing:

By Paul Chapman in Wellington, New Zealand: 

The man attended up to four funerals a week, even taking home leftovers in a “doggy bag” container.

Danny Langstraat, a director of Harbour City Funeral Home in Wellington, said his company finally became so irritated with the intruder’s behaviour that it took a photograph of him, which it distributed to its branch offices.

The firm also alerted grieving families to his presence.

“He was showing up to funeral after funeral and, without a doubt, he didn’t know the deceased,” Mr Langstraat said.

“We saw him three or four times a week.

“Certainly, he had a backpack with some Tupperware containers so, when people weren’t looking, he was stocking up,” he told the Dominion-Post newspaper.

Read the full story HERE.

Personalized Cremation Beads

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These personalized beads are made by Dream Glass of Canada.  They contain cremated remains and, as you can see, are personalized with pictures/art that represent the deceased.  These specific beads were made for a precious teenage girl.

This is an absolutely fantastic way to memorialize a loved one as it displays beauty in the midst of sorrow.

 

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