Woman Cuts off Breasts and Toes of Corpse
Shayna Smith
I shared this story from last week, but it has since gotten much weirder. Here’s the original story.
Look, we all deal with death in different ways. When someone important in your life passes there’s this huge emptiness inside and you don’t know what you’re gonna do with yourself. Even when it’s your WORST ENEMY.
Shayna Smith dealt with her grief over losing a rival by crashing the funeral and defiling that rival’s body. The deceased was the ex of Smith’s boyfriend and the police described their relationship as “frenemies.” Who needs actual enemies when you’ve got frenemies like this?
According to reports, the woman’s mother saw Smith with her hands in the casket. She walked over, probably not even imagining something so awful could be happening, and Smith bolted. That’s when she saw that the deceased’s make-up was smudged and her hair and FACE had been cut. Smith is now being charged with illegal dissection of a human body. Thanks for the head’s up that you need a permit to do an autopsy, coppers.
This week Shayna was also charged with the ‘”unlawful removal of body part from deceased” for cutting off the toe and breasts from the body of the other woman as it was awaiting cremation at a funeral home, the Tulsa District Attorney’s Office said.” via Reuters.
I’m waiting for this story to be disproven on Scopes, but until then I’m left to wonder … how in the hell?
I have trouble believing this one on two levels: How can someone be so crazy that she’d commit such actions? And, two, I don’t understand how she was able to commit such abuses without being noticed.
From what I’m reading, Shayne slashed the face of the deceased during the viewing. This action was noticed when Shayne scampered away.
When she removed the breasts and the toes, apparently — per Reuters — the body was awaiting cremation at the funeral home.
I’m assuming Shayne came back into the funeral home (or hid somewhere in the home) and waited until the deceased was placed in a room alone. Depending on the tools Shayne used, removing a breast and a toe would have taken anywhere from a from a couple minutes to a half-hour.
Perhaps this was all accomplished using Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak?
