My Most Popular Tweet Ever …
As a mortician, I always tie the shoelaces together of the dead. Cause if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, it will be hilarious.
— Caleb Wilde (@CalebWilde) Novemdfber 16, 2013
This tweet itself is like a zombie … it just doesn’t die. I tweeted this a year ago and it’s still being shared. It fact, it started to go viral again just today.
When I first tweeted it, I actually had a guy from Colorado call the Parkesburg Police Station and report my suspicious activities. Rest assured folks, this was meant to be a joke.
All joking aside, this tweet will forever be shared by people who are friends with morticians. To all those morticians who have had this tweet posted on their facebook wall or tweeted at them like 50 times a day, I apologize.