18 Unique Hearses
The Beluga Hearse.
The Liberace hearse is fab u lous. This is something you SHOULD be caught dead in.
True, red-blooded ‘Merican Patriots will find their way to their grave site in this tank (just don’t tell ’em it’s actually from the English Army).
This taxi doesn’t make round trips.
The Hearse preferred by 25% of pimps.
Every time this hearse is used, the funeral home has ten trees planted in a deforested area and 20 impoverished children are fed.
The Jetson Hearse
It can run on the gas created by decomposition.
The “Even-the-Zombie-Apocalypse-Won’t-Stop-Us-From-Burying-You” Hearse
The Sandwich Hearse: You’re the cold cut between two bros.
It might be anachronistic, but who cares.
This ’80s porn star hearse is looooonng.
The “Cremator”: it self cremates.
The Cinderella hearse used to be a magic pumpkin.
Accommodates those who die in Venice, Italy (true story).
The hearse preferred by 75% of pimps.
This hearse is specifically designed for the funeral director who is always running a little late.
This is the “All-in-One”.