Another Stupid Death Joke

A dying woman gives each of her best friends — a lawyer, doctor and clergywoman — an envelope containing $25,000 in cash to be placed in her coffin.

A week later the woman dies and the friends each place an envelope in the coffin. Several months later, the clergywoman confesses that she only put $10,000 in the envelope and sent the rest to a mission in South America.

The doctor confesses that hes envelope had only $8,000 because she donated to a medical charity.

The lawyer is outraged, “I am the only one who kept my promise to our dying friend. I want you both to know that the envelope I placed in the coffin contained my own personal check for the entire $25,000.”