Back before Twitter, before Facebook, before Gmail, around the same time that Hotmail was cool, there was this place called the “Myspace.”  And on this “Myspace”, it was a common practice for the members of the “Myspace” to answer a litany of random questions and then post one’s answers to said random questions so that all one’s friends could see the answers.

Let’s go back to the age of indestructible Nokia cell phones, to the time when you connected to the internet through dial up, and let’s pretend it’s once again cool to have frosted tips and answer random questions.

One.  Are you a death virgin (have you had anyone close to you die?).

Two.  When you die, do you want embalming, cremation or other?

Three.  Who is your current crush?  (Had to throw that one in there for old times’ sake)

Four.  If you could choose, would you rather die having sex, or die while saving an old person from drowning?

Five.  Would you rather die slowly (so that you could say your “good-byes”) or fast (so that you could have minimal pain)?

Six.  Does the most epic way to die necessarily involve Chuck Norris?

Seven.  Do you believe in the afterlife?

Eight.  On a scale of one to ten (with 10 being the highest), how would you rate your fear of death?

Nine.  Should voluntary active euthanasia be legal or illegal?

Ten.  Have you ever touched a dead person?  If so, how would you describe that experience?

Eleven.  If you died today, would you be happy with your life?  If no, what would you regret?

Twelve.  What do you think is worse: outliving your spouse or outliving your children?

Thirteen.   If you could come back as a ghost, who would you haunt?

Fourteen.  Worst death ever in a movie?

Fifteen:  If you believe in God, do you think he knows the day, hour and minute when you’ll die?

Reach back, grab some nostalgia and answer these question in my comment feed.

 

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